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"Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of." - Quotations by Well-Known Writer Mark Twain

Mark Twain is perhaps the most famous American novelist (Mark Twain Books Australia). Mark Twain was the pen name of Samuel Clemens. Clemens was born on November 30, 1835. Clemens died April 1910 in Connecticut.

Mark Twain is famous for his books "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" (1876) and "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" (1884).

Twain was a well-regarded writer and is still often quoted in speeches and in print. We have collected here several of his most famous quotations for your pleasure.

And Now The Mark Twain Quotes ...

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Virtue has never been as respectable as money.

Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be led by the nose.

Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

Great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

I did it partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again.

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either.

October is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Others are July, January, April, September, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.

The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.

Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its one sure defense.

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.

We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim that title and wear its loftiest honors if we had stopped with the first thing we ever invented, which was human liberty.

Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information.

It is noble to teach oneself, but still nobler to teach others--and less trouble. - speech, 1906

The billiard table is better than the doctor.

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